"I'd take down a caribou if it meant bums in seats."

- Veteran Presence at 17:12

"Your dick is out!"

- Know Your Role at 22:18

"It's not just him. It's hockey players. They take losing so personally. They don't just accept blame for a loss, they claim it. They take that burden off of their teammates. 'I fucked up. I cost us the game. I need to be better.' But when they win, it's never personal. They never take credit. They never say 'I'. They share it."

- Don't Poke The Bear at 5:21

"If I keep this team going, how are you going to raise your game? What are you going to do differently?"

- Don't Poke The Bear at 28:07

"I think he looks pretty good. [Miig: Girl, no you don't.] Yeah, too much Bailey's in my coffee this morning."

- Get 'Em Focused at 9:14

"I'm worried about the Yanks, boys."

- Skill Vs Will at 8:12

"I'm gonna fuck that slut."

- Set The Tone at 19:05

"You don't decide what's good for the game. The fans don't decide what's good for the game. The players who are out there on the ice, sweating and bleeding, decide what's good for the game. [...] Hockey players have always governed themselves, that's what sets this game apart. It's a game played with honour and respect. Because if you want to play dishonourably or disrespectfully, you'll get your fuckin' teeth knocked out."

- The Man Advantage at 13:32

"Go get a spray tan. Then come back here, take your tarps off and get a grease down. You sluts are gonna make me some money."

- Accountability at 3:33

"[Teppo: What is this?] This is where we play the EU All Stars. [Teppo: This is a dump.] This is the north. We ain't pretty and we get dirty. [Teppo: We extended our tour to play outside?] You wanted the NOSHO North Stars. [Teppo: I did.] This is where the Nosho North Stars play. [Teppo: I will regret this decision.] We'll make sure of it."

- Total Buy-In at 16:20