"Hey, you ever look at someone, they look so good, you just wanna go, "No way!""

– Shoresy at 0:54

"You ever had that? You look at someone and you just wanna go, "All right!""

– Shoresy at 0:58

"You're smart, capable, rational, dependable, outgoing, kind, consistent... you're a leader. And you smell so fucking good."

– Shoresy at 1:40

"If JJ Frito JJ gets his own calendar, I'm going to throw myself in front of a bus."

– Shoresy at 3:28

"[Nat: You don't know much about the gay community, do you?] Why would I know anything about the gay community?"

– Shoresy at 4:53

"Nice band tee. I Mother Earth, eh, Hitch?"

– Pam at 6:21

"Scenery and Fish might be the best Canadian record of the genre."

– Ted Hitchcock at 6:26

"Don't worry, bud... your spray tan in mid-December didn't stand out at all."

– Liam at 7:16

"I'm worried about the Yanks, boys."

– Nat at 8:12

"It's no wonder you never have any legs in the third, you've already played a period between the sheets. Let's get some focus going in here, boys... let's have some focus in here now."

– Shoresy at 11:26

"Wanna go to Buzzy Browns? The chicken wings are unbelievable."

– Goody at 11:45

"She don't even know me name, b'y. I'm looking for something a little deeper than that."

– Ted Hitchcock at 12:08

"It used to be senior whaleshit hockey. Now it's something different. Now we have a chance to do something that's never been done before. Think about it, Fish!"

– Michaels at 13:53