Season 1 Episode 4 – If You Can't Win, Don't Play

Season 1, Episode 4: "If You Can't Win, Don't Play"

Shoresy attends his family reunion and the Bulldogs play the North Bay Norsemen.

Details
Original Air Date:	May 20th, 2022
Run Time:	23 min
Director:	Jacob Tierney
Writers:	Jared Keeso
Language:	English, French

Cast

Shoresy

Played by Jared Keeso

Nat

Played by Tasya Teles

Sanguinet

Played by Harlan Blayne Kytwayhat

Ziigwan

Played by Blair Lamora

Miigwan

Played by Keilani Elizabeth Rose

Dolo

Played by Jonathan Diaby

Ted Hitchcock

Played by Terry Ryan

Michaels

Played by Ryan McDonell

JJ Frankie JJ

Played by Max Bouffard

Goody

Played by Andrew Antsanen

Fish

Played by Jacob Smith

Guest Stars

Carrie

Played by Tina Jung

Cory

Played by Bourke Cazabon

Free

Played by Rashaana Cumberbatch

Liam

Played by Keegan Long

Morris

Played by Ryan Allen

Shoresy's Foster Dad

Played by Scott Thompson

Benny Brodeur

Played by Jacob Tierney

Rémy Nadeau

Played by Jonathan Torrens

Laurence Leboeuf

Played by Herself

Lysandre Nadeau

Played by Herself

Laura Mohr

Played by Camille Sullivan

Quotes

"Hitch, you're such a fucking beauty, I often forget what an odd-looking East coast cunt ya are."
– Shoresy at 2:06

"Laurence LeBoeuf!"
– Rémy Nadeau at 11:19

"Laurence LeBoeuf!"
– Benny Brodeur at 11:20

"Oh my god, no way. Laura Mohr's the hottest girl in Sudbury, ya fuckin' idiot."
– Shoresy at 13:59

"When are you going to let me take you out for some good Caribbean?"
– Shoresy at 14:14

"I don't date sluts."
– Laura Mohr at 14:18

"I'd take a header off the Bridge of Nations just to brush arms with ya. I'd full gainer down the crack in Killarney just to hold your purse. I'd sit my bare ass on the Big Nickel just to have you flick some debriss off my shirt. I swear to god I'd be so good to ya."
– Shoresy at 14:26

"Hey, when was the last time you had some good assorted tempura?"
– Shoresy at 14:48

"Hey Keller! When they put that big fuck-off C on your sweater, did they think you'd grown into it or what? Like, we're they pissed you didn't or what?"
– Shoresy at 19:46

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TPS119: If You Can't Win, Don't Play

The gang at The Produce Stand are joined by their buddy Brenya to discuss episode 4 of Shoresy: If You Can't Win, Don't Play.

Music

Track Name	Artist	Description	Timestamp
Father Father	Jay Prince	Music at the Shore house family reunion.	2:51
Alaclair	Alaclair Ensemble	Music playing in the background when Sanguinet, JJ and Laurence LeBoeuf are at Peppi Panini's. Also plays during the Lysandre Nadeau montage.	11:02
High Octane	Juelz	During the fight in the alley between, Dolo, Hitch, Goody and the bouncers from the Coulson Club.	12:30
Hockey Dad	Bike Thiefs	During the warmups against the North Bay Norsemen.	19:41
Killin' On Demand	Freddie Dredd	End credits	22:55