"We're doing real bad at "Reach For The Top". [Shoresy: Trivia?] Jim: Yeah."

– Jim at 2:28

"Shut up, Michaels, ya fuckin' nerd."

– Goody at 2:49

"You have alot of good ideas for a dumb guy, Shoresy."

– Dolo at 4:39

"[Sanguinet: Tell us about your strategy, Hitch.] Well, I'll be the first to admit that as a Newfie, we gets a bad rap for being dumb, what with the volume we drinks and the way we talks. But what we lacks in grey matter, we makes up for it in work ethic. I guarantee you: a Newfoundlander will not be outworked."

– Ted Hitchcock at 5:02

"Your opening is "Space is huge"?"

– Shoresy at 6:58

"You can fit one million earths inside the sun."

– Jim at 7:35

"I'd tongue kiss a toaster to vacuum your fucking car. [Laura: Yeah?] Yeah. I'd walk the Kingsway with my pants at my ankles to empty your dishwasher. [Laura: Now we're talkin!'] I want to empty your dishwasher so bad, you have no idea."

– Shoresy at 9:53

"And I usually prefer the front door on the first date, but you're the boss, apple sauce."

– Shoresy at 10:32

"MacPherson, you try that again, I'll wrap my stick around your fucking neck. [...] You try that again, you're going to get fucking hurt, MacPherson, I promise ya."

– Shoresy at 21:04