"Chapman's really makes the superior stick, eh?"

– Jim at 1:38

"But, but... S'yeah'so... Michaels for backstopping us to a 23-game heater [...] and for helping the Jim's with their "Reach For The Top" team, he gets to eat his stick before anybody else gets to eat their stick."

– Shoresy at 1:43

"Well, I hope Danis is wearing something good. She's sexy [...] I think all three of them are pretty sexy. Like if we're getting it all out on the table, I've whaled on it to the thought of all three of them taking turns on me."

– Shoresy at 2:36

"Hey, you like toast, eh? Ever had pickles on toast?"

– Goody at 7:46

"You don't decide what's good for the game. The fans don't decide what's good for the game. The players who are out there on the ice, sweating and bleeding, decide what's good for the game. [...] Hockey players have always governed themselves, that's what sets this game apart. It's a game played with honour and respect. Because if you want to play dishonourably or disrespectfully, you'll get your fuckin' teeth knocked out."

– Nat at 13:32

"We've changed our ruling. Good luck in Sault (Ste. Marie) Michigan. You can make history here, Natalie. Somethin' real shiny."

– Aki at 15:32

"So you came all the way back for JJ Fun Dip JJ. [Laurence Leboeuf: If he could understand what you were syaing, he'd kick your ass.] But he can't. [Laurence Leboeuf: There's a good man in there, you know? He just needed to be humbled.] Everybody deserves a second chance. [Laurence Leboeuf: The Quebecois stand by their own.]"

– Shoresy at 17:59

"L'ard Jesus, who knit ya? [Pam: Ted Hitchcock.] Ah, she's knows me name. [Pam: What?] Pam, would you like to dance? [Pam: I don't really like this music.] OK. [Pam: But, we could go home. Play some tunes.]"

– Ted Hitchcock at 19:25