"Loyal to the soil, boys! Loyal to the soil!"

– Ted Hitchcock at 1:51

"Well, there's brawls and then there's warm-up brawls, and I think the distinction's important, b'y."

– Ted Hitchcock at 3:07

"I think exfoliating is just as important as moisturizing, but we'll talk about that later."

– Jim at 4:04

"Whoa whoa whoa... Split jamais un game stick, mon bonhomme."

– Dolo at 5:00

"S'yeah'so... Fish, looks like you got it worse than everybody, and you're the last guy who can afford an inch there since you're so fucking ugly. Like, if I didn't see you on a date with Maxime Lauzon at the Laughing Buddha, I'd think you were the ugliest guy here, but you got her, so you mustn't be."

– Shoresy at 5:44

"You ever had Ritz bitz?"

– Goody at 8:37

"Wasaga is unbelievable."

– Goody at 9:37

"The Sudbury Cabbage Patch Lollipop Kids would sound tougher."

– Danis at 13:14

"There's brawls and then there's warm-up brawls and I think the distinction's important."

– Aki at 13:26

"Hey, what's your love language? You like coffee so much, why don't you let me take you to Salute for some blended caramel segnatos?"

– Shoresy at 18:51

"Us, against the world."

– Sanguinet at 20:57