Season 2 Episode 1 – Get'em Focused

Season 2, Episode 1: "Get'em Focused"

The Bulldogs focus on a league record.

Details
Original Air Date:	September 29th, 2023
Run Time:	20 min
Director:	Jacob Tierney
Writers:	Jared Keeso
Language:	English, French

Cast

Shoresy

Played by Jared Keeso

Nat

Played by Tasya Teles

Sanguinet

Played by Harlan Blayne Kytwayhat

Ziigwan

Played by Blair Lamora

Miigwan

Played by Keilani Elizabeth Rose

Dolo

Played by Jonathan Diaby

Ted Hitchcock

Played by Terry Ryan

Michaels

Played by Ryan McDonell

JJ Frankie JJ

Played by Max Bouffard

Goody

Played by Andrew Antsanen

Fish

Played by Jacob Smith

Guest Stars

Anik

Played by Kim Cloutier

Apeldoorn #3

Played by Anthony Bewlz

Britt

Played by Celeste Ziegler

Cory

Played by Bourke Cazabon

Jay Onrait

Played by Himself

Laura Mohr

Played by Camille Sullivan

Liam

Played by Keegan Long

Mélodie

Played by Amélie McGarrell

Rear Admiral

Played by Brian McGonagle

Tessa Bonhomme

Played by Herself

Quotes

"Hey how'd that corn come in, Apeldoorn? She knee-high by the 4th of July?"
– Shoresy at 3:00

"Holy fuck, Keller, did that C get even bigger? Should sell ads on that thing."
– Shoresy at 3:17

"Hey, those visors come any darker? I can still kinda see how fuckin' ugly ya are."
– Shoresy at 3:30

"Ziig, you got a voice that goes up one side of me and right down the other. [...] Yeah, and a face that makes me go "AAH!"."
– Shoresy at 7:15

"You're some crooked, aren't ya, b'y?"
– Ted Hitchcock at 7:49

"I'm not sayin' you're ugly, Hitch. That's not what I'm sayin'. [...] I'm just sayin' you're the ugliest here."
– Shoresy at 7:58

"Now, go on in out of it, me son."
– Ted Hitchcock at 8:25

"Alright, now we're out the other end of 'er."
– Ted Hitchcock at 8:47

"Oh... Frankie is here. [...] Yeah, why you think it smells like spaghetti carbonara?"
– Shoresy at 8:50

"I think he looks pretty good. [Miig: Girl, no you don't.] Yeah, too much Bailey's in my coffee this morning."
– Nat at 9:14

"Well, if I'm a broad lookin' at a sexy calendar of dudes, I'm probably hopin' they got their tarps off."
– Shoresy at 10:24

"First time I've been in a room with a dozen or more greased-up dudes, b'ys, and it might not be the last."
– Ted Hitchcock at 10:51

"Well, if I'm a broad lookin' at a calendar of sexy dudes with their tarps off, I'm probably hopin' they're greased down too."
– Shoresy at 10:56

"Traditionally, men in uniform do pretty well with broads, but you should still ask them how they're doing the odd time too."
– Jim at 11:52

"I'm not doing that. [Liam: Why not?] 'Cause I've never seen a guy with a walkie clipped to his shoulder gettin' his dink sucked."
– Cory at 12:47

"Found your way outta the corn maze, eh, Apeldoorn, ya fuckin' loser?"
– Shoresy at 12:55

"Hey, which one are you? Fuckin' Elmer Isaac Ezekiel?"
– Shoresy at 13:11

"[Sanguinet: Frankie, you ready?] (burps)"
– JJ Frankie JJ at 13:43

"Quit playin' the puck so much, you think you're fuckin' Marty Turco?"
– Shoresy at 16:35

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TPS207: Get'em Focused

The gang at The Produce Stand are joined by their buddy Gabe to discuss episode 1 of season 2 of Shoresy: Get'em Focused.

Music

Track Name	Artist	Description	Timestamp
Pull Out	Death From Above 1979	Intro scene; Bulldogs win their 20th game in a row; trophy presentation	0:37
Cosmetic Damages	Bike Thiefs	BroDude segment	2:37
Die With Pride	Luke Bar$	Hot Girls Of Sudbury photo montage	5:34
UM	LORD$OFDOGTOWN	Yew!	6:32
Lighter	JoDolo feat. Mr. Severe	Scene at the apartment where the boys are discussing who's the ugliest	7:39
Sacrifice (LASHOP)(DEMO)	JoDolo	Scene at the apartment where the boys are discussing the calendar photo shoot	9:58
CODE 10-31	Karma Fields	Warmup scene before the Timmins Timberkings game	12:29
Fubar	Tsuruda	First period of the Timmins Timberkings game	14:05
Handlebars	FREEWILL	Locker room scene after the game; bar scene with the boys	16:41
Alone Girl	Grey Killer	Shoresy and Laura Mohr talking at the bar	17:53