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Season 2, Episode 1: "Get'em Focused"

The Bulldogs focus on a league record.

Details
Original Air Date: September 29th, 2023
Run Time: 20 min
Director: Jacob Tierney
Writers: Jared Keeso
Language: English, French

Cast

Photo of Shoresy, played by Jared Keeso

Shoresy

Played by Jared Keeso

Photo of Nat, played by Tasya Teles

Nat

Played by Tasya Teles

Photo of Sanguinet, played by Harlan Blayne Kytwayhat

Sanguinet

Played by Harlan Blayne Kytwayhat

Photo of Ziigwan, played by Blair Lamora

Ziigwan

Played by Blair Lamora

Photo of Miigwan, played by Keilani Elizabeth Rose

Miigwan

Played by Keilani Elizabeth Rose

Photo of Dolo, played by Jonathan Diaby

Dolo

Played by Jonathan Diaby

Photo of Ted Hitchcock, played by Terry Ryan

Ted Hitchcock

Played by Terry Ryan

Photo of Michaels, played by Ryan McDonell

Michaels

Played by Ryan McDonell

Photo of JJ Frankie JJ, played by Max Bouffard

JJ Frankie JJ

Played by Max Bouffard

Photo of Goody, played by Andrew Antsanen

Goody

Played by Andrew Antsanen

Photo of Fish, played by Jacob Smith

Fish

Played by Jacob Smith


Guest Stars

Photo of Anik, played by Kim Cloutier

Anik

Played by Kim Cloutier

Photo of Apeldoorn #3, played by Anthony Bewlz

Apeldoorn #3

Played by Anthony Bewlz

Photo of Britt, played by Celeste Ziegler

Britt

Played by Celeste Ziegler

Photo of Cory, played by Bourke Cazabon

Cory

Played by Bourke Cazabon

Photo of Jay Onrait, played by Himself

Jay Onrait

Played by Himself

Photo of Laura Mohr, played by Camille Sullivan

Laura Mohr

Played by Camille Sullivan

Photo of Liam, played by Keegan Long

Liam

Played by Keegan Long

Photo of Mélodie, played by Amélie McGarrell

Mélodie

Played by Amélie McGarrell

Photo of Rear Admiral, played by Brian McGonagle

Rear Admiral

Played by Brian McGonagle

Photo of Tessa Bonhomme, played by Herself

Tessa Bonhomme

Played by Herself


Quotes

Photo of Shoresy

"Hey how'd that corn come in, Apeldoorn? She knee-high by the 4th of July?"

Shoresy at 3:00
Photo of Shoresy

"Holy fuck, Keller, did that C get even bigger? Should sell ads on that thing."

Shoresy at 3:17
Photo of Shoresy

"Hey, those visors come any darker? I can still kinda see how fuckin' ugly ya are."

Shoresy at 3:30
Photo of Shoresy

"Ziig, you got a voice that goes up one side of me and right down the other. [...] Yeah, and a face that makes me go "AAH!"."

Shoresy at 7:15
Photo of Ted Hitchcock

"You're some crooked, aren't ya, b'y?"

Ted Hitchcock at 7:49
Photo of Shoresy

"I'm not sayin' you're ugly, Hitch. That's not what I'm sayin'. [...] I'm just sayin' you're the ugliest here."

Shoresy at 7:58
Photo of Ted Hitchcock

"Now, go on in out of it, me son."

Ted Hitchcock at 8:25
Photo of Ted Hitchcock

"Alright, now we're out the other end of 'er."

Ted Hitchcock at 8:47
Photo of Shoresy

"Oh... Frankie is here. [...] Yeah, why you think it smells like spaghetti carbonara?"

Shoresy at 8:50
Photo of Nat

"I think he looks pretty good. [Miig: Girl, no you don't.] Yeah, too much Bailey's in my coffee this morning."

Nat at 9:14
Photo of Shoresy

"Well, if I'm a broad lookin' at a sexy calendar of dudes, I'm probably hopin' they got their tarps off."

Shoresy at 10:24
Photo of Ted Hitchcock

"First time I've been in a room with a dozen or more greased-up dudes, b'ys, and it might not be the last."

Ted Hitchcock at 10:51
Photo of Shoresy

"Well, if I'm a broad lookin' at a calendar of sexy dudes with their tarps off, I'm probably hopin' they're greased down too."

Shoresy at 10:56
Photo of Jim

"Traditionally, men in uniform do pretty well with broads, but you should still ask them how they're doing the odd time too."

Jim at 11:52
Photo of Cory

"I'm not doing that. [Liam: Why not?] 'Cause I've never seen a guy with a walkie clipped to his shoulder gettin' his dink sucked."

Cory at 12:47
Photo of Shoresy

"Found your way outta the corn maze, eh, Apeldoorn, ya fuckin' loser?"

Shoresy at 12:55
Photo of Shoresy

"Hey, which one are you? Fuckin' Elmer Isaac Ezekiel?"

Shoresy at 13:11
Photo of JJ Frankie JJ

"[Sanguinet: Frankie, you ready?] (burps)"

JJ Frankie JJ at 13:43
Photo of Shoresy

"Quit playin' the puck so much, you think you're fuckin' Marty Turco?"

Shoresy at 16:35
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TPS207: Get'em Focused

The gang at The Produce Stand are joined by their buddy Gabe to discuss episode 1 of season 2 of Shoresy: Get'em Focused.


Music

Track Name Artist Description Timestamp
Pull Out Death From Above 1979 Intro scene; Bulldogs win their 20th game in a row; trophy presentation 0:37
Cosmetic Damages Bike Thiefs BroDude segment 2:37
Die With Pride Luke Bar$ Hot Girls Of Sudbury photo montage 5:34
UM LORD$OFDOGTOWN Yew! 6:32
Lighter JoDolo feat. Mr. Severe Scene at the apartment where the boys are discussing who's the ugliest 7:39
Sacrifice (LASHOP)(DEMO) JoDolo Scene at the apartment where the boys are discussing the calendar photo shoot 9:58
CODE 10-31 Karma Fields Warmup scene before the Timmins Timberkings game 12:29
Fubar Tsuruda First period of the Timmins Timberkings game 14:05
Handlebars FREEWILL Locker room scene after the game; bar scene with the boys 16:41
Alone Girl Grey Killer Shoresy and Laura Mohr talking at the bar 17:53

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