Season 1 Episode 1 – Never Lose Again

Season 1, Episode 1: "Never Lose Again"

Shoresy tries to prevent his team from folding.

Details
Original Air Date:	May 13th, 2022
Run Time:	21:03
Director:	Jacob Tierney
Writers:	Jared Keeso
Language:	English, French

Cast

Shoresy

Played by Jared Keeso

Nat

Played by Tasya Teles

Sanguinet

Played by Harlan Blayne Kytwayhat

Ziigwan

Played by Blair Lamora

Miigwan

Played by Keilani Elizabeth Rose

Fish

Played by Jacob Smith

Guest Stars

Cory

Played by Bourke Cazabon

Liam

Played by Keegan Long

Phil

Played by Jon Ambrose

Tendy

Played by Christian Propp

Anik

Played by Kim Cloutier

Tessa Bonhomme

Played by Herself

Jay Onrait

Played by Himself

Rear Admiral

Played by Brian McGonagle

Alice

Played by Carley Bulfon

Laura Mohr

Played by Camille Sullivan

Quotes

"There's an impossible amount of good-looking girls in Sudbury."
– Jay Onrait at 4:15

"This team is so fucking bad I've lost control of my bodily functions."
– Shoresy at 5:57

"Fuckin' loser"
– Shoresy at 7:37

"Fer what?!"
– Shoresy at Repeated

"Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet."
– Shoresy at Repeated

"Huh?"
– Shoresy at Repeated

"I never want to lose again!"
– Shoresy at 11:11

"Yeah, I remember laying in bed at night dreaming about the time your mom tongued my butthole so good I put her in my phone as "Roll up the rim to win"."
– Shoresy at 13:31

"One more Neutrogena tantrum out of you and you're getting the gate, bud. Try me."
– Shoresy at 13:45

"Kids in sports stay off the streets."
– Miigwan at 16:24

"Drugs kill dreams."
– Ziigwan at 16:26

"The SOO are so fucking good."
– Miigwan at 16:47

"This team will never lose again."
– Shoresy at 17:12

"Sanguinet, you're a healthy scratch on a last-place team in the NOSHO. Hang 'em up."
– Shoresy at 17:20

"Give your balls a tug."
– Shoresy at 20:01

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TPS116: Never Lose Again

The gang at The Produce Stand are joined by their buddy Robby to discuss the first episode of Shoresy: Never Lose Again.

Music

Track Name	Artist	Description	Timestamp
Reason	Losers	Background music playing during the "Questionable Call" show.	00:22
Fight Me	Losers	Background music playing during the "Questionable Call" show.	2:08
Rowdy	Yelawolf	Shoresy enters the rink.	4:38
Hex	Ark Patrol	Scene at the Coulson Club.	9:01
Fight Club	Chee & Mr. Carmack	Shoresy beats up the bouncer in the bathroom at the Coulson.	12:22
I Drank What?	Coachwhips	Shoresy referees a high school hockey game.	13:08
Orange	Amon Tobin, Ivy Lab, Two Fingers	End credits.	20:03