"The Fruit Cup Fox Terriers would sound tougher!"

– Jay Onrait at 1:08

"It's not just him. It's hockey players. They take losing so personally. They don't just accept blame for a loss, they claim it. They take that burden off of their teammates. 'I fucked up. I cost us the game. I need to be better.' But when they win, it's never personal. They never take credit. They never say 'I'. They share it."

– Nat at 5:21

"Ta guele, Big Sexual!"

– Laurence Leboeuf at 8:12

"Fuckin' Frankie has a Siamese Cat? That's cultural appropriation. Fuckin' loser."

– Shoresy at 8:54

"We know our role, boys."

– Jim at 9:53

"Love our role, boys."

– Jim at 9:56

"When the boys need us, we'll be there."

– Jim at 10:01

"Schwinn makes a phenomenal bike."

– Goody at 11:07

"Oh my god, what fuckin' Sudbury export's hopped on board now? What are we, the fuckin', fuckin' Porchetta Puggles? Are we the Big Nickel Basenji's? What, the fuckin' Peppi Panini Portuguese Podengos?"

– Shoresy at 11:27

"We can't just lose. This last game in this barn, we gotta win somethin'. If it's the Bulldogs last game in this barn, we gotta give 'em a show. So, boys... let's give 'em the fuckin' lumber."

– Shoresy at 18:57

"If I keep this team going, how are you going to raise your game? What are you going to do differently?"

– Nat at 28:07