Ted Hitchcock
His name is Ted Hitchcock but if you say it real fast it sounds like "Ten Inch Cock". From Mt. Pearl, Newfoundland, Hitch is a former first round pick in the NHL. He loves Martinis or, as he calls them, "Martoonies.".
Played by: Terry Ryan
N/A MajorQuotes
"Let 'em know you're out there, b'ys... ya gotta let 'em know."
- Know Your Role at 5:10
"Loyal to the soil, boys! Loyal to the soil!"
- Hockey Brings People Together at 1:51
"Well, there's brawls and then there's warm-up brawls, and I think the distinction's important, b'y."
- Hockey Brings People Together at 3:07
"You're some crooked, aren't ya, b'y?"
- Get 'Em Focused at 7:49
"Now, go on in out of it, me son."
- Get 'Em Focused at 8:25
"Alright, now we're out the other end of 'er."
- Get 'Em Focused at 8:47
"First time I've been in a room with a dozen or more greased-up dudes, b'ys, and it might not be the last."
- Get 'Em Focused at 10:51
"Scenery and Fish might be the best Canadian record of the genre."
- Skill Vs Will at 6:26
"She don't even know me name, b'y. I'm looking for something a little deeper than that."
- Skill Vs Will at 12:08
"[Sanguinet: Tell us about your strategy, Hitch.] Well, I'll be the first to admit that as a Newfie, we gets a bad rap for being dumb, what with the volume we drinks and the way we talks. But what we lacks in grey matter, we makes up for it in work ethic. I guarantee you: a Newfoundlander will not be outworked."
- Players Only at 5:02
"L'ard Jesus, who knit ya? [Pam: Ted Hitchcock.] Ah, she's knows me name. [Pam: What?] Pam, would you like to dance? [Pam: I don't really like this music.] OK. [Pam: But, we could go home. Play some tunes.]"
- The Man Advantage at 19:25
"I'm jerkin' off. [Shoresy: You do it like that?] What do you mean, "like that"?"
- Keep It Simple at 0:38
"Fuck it, me nerves is rubbed right raw! Let's go to North Bay!"
- Keep It Simple at 3:50
Episodes
Ted Hitchcock appears in:
| Season 1 |
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| Episode 2: "Veteran Presence" |
| Episode 3: "Know Your Role" |
| Episode 4: "If You Can't Win, Don't Play" |
| Episode 5: "Hockey Brings People Together" |
| Episode 6: "Don't Poke The Bear" |
| Season 2 |
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| Episode 1: "Get'em Focused" |
| Episode 2: "Skill vs Will" |
| Episode 3: "Set The Tone" |
| Episode 4: "Players Only" |
| Episode 5: "The Man Advantage" |
| Episode 6: "Accountability" |
| Season 3 |
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| Episode 1: "4-6" |
| Episode 2: "Charlottetown Reds" |
| Episode 3: "Vaughan Canadesi" |
| Episode 4: "Brooks Barrelmen" |
| Episode 5: "SOO Hunt" |
| Episode 6: "Les Rapides De Rawdon" |
TPS202: An Interview With Terry Ryan (aka Ted Hitchcock) II
While Al was on the East Coast recording stories for his other podcast 'Yes, We Are Open', he got together with Terry Ryan in person for breakfast and an interview.
TPS151: An Interview With Terry Ryan (aka Ted Hitchcock)
The gang at The Produce Stand are joined by Terry Ryan, who plays Ted Hitchcock on Letterkenny and Shoresy.