"I'm jerkin' off. [Shoresy: You do it like that?] What do you mean, "like that"?"

– Ted Hitchcock at 0:38

"You do it like that? [Hitch: You never does it like this?] (With Shoresy) No!"

– Goody at 3:39

"Fuck it, me nerves is rubbed right raw! Let's go to North Bay!"

– Ted Hitchcock at 3:50

"Hey, you should peel off. [Jill: Why?] Well, if he's already homesick, you don't want him seeing his buddy's mom before the game. [Jill: Really?] What, the one who's been making PB&J and breakfast for supper his whole life? [Jill: Why?] I'd be crying into my shirt."

– Shoresy at 5:00

"Holy smokes, it's the Salisbury Beefsteak Bulldogs."

– Cunner at 5:29

"Why aren't you scorin'? [Jack: I don't know. I got the yips.] Fuckin' everybody gets the yips. That's normal too, idiot. [Jack: No, this is bad.] Yeah, it's the yips."

– Shoresy at 7:53

"Allright, you want to talk about the yips? You ever been in bed with a girl and your dick doesn't work? [Jack: No, have you?] No, but imagine? [Jack: Why'd you bring it up?] I don't know, but you shouldn't watch porn anymore, did you know that?"

– Shoresy at 8:03

"Hey, you love scoring goals. All hockey players love scoring goals. That's what keeps us coming back, that feeling. [Jack: I know.] Get back to that."

– Shoresy at 10:28

"I'd rather lose honorably than win dishonorably."

– Cunner at 14:47