"You're not that great at interviews... kinda simple?"

- Set The Tone at 16:07

"Would you say that getting held back in Grade 2 was worse than getting held back in Grade 1?"

- Set The Tone at 16:15

"You all played a stint in the show. [Delaney: Yes.] Palmer, Delaney did too much coke. How'd you fuck it up?"

- Accountability at 15:16

"I'm Jory Jordan and this is a Sudbury Kids Sports Report exclusive. A respected coach, feared player, beloved boyfriend and overall standup guy. That guest was unable to make it today so instead we've got formerly number 69, Shore."

- A Winning Culture at 18:16

"I'm Jory Jordan with the Sudbury Kids Sport Report, Europa Edition, reminding you that "Nordic" is just a letter or two away from "No dick"."

- Practice How You Play at 9:24

"Think your phone would unlock if I used the facial ID function by pointing at a 14 year old's English bulldogs butthole or ball sack?"

- Total Buy-In at 0:41